Tom Cardy - Naughty or nice Превод текста
Naughty or nice
Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
I don't really care so I'm checking it once
Labor laws and we're short on supplies
So I'm taking liberties with the naughty or nice
Johnny is a good boy and donates his money
But he thinks Dane Cook is funny, naughty
Danica owns a car and gives her friends rides
Even though they don't go far she makes them pay for petrol, naughty
Michael farts in his hand then holds it on his brother's face
Pretty fucking funny but also pretty naughty
Joanna says thank you, is generally good
But all her answers on dating apps are food, that's basic
Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
I'm the big boy, so I decidе, baby
If everybody's on the naughty list
It mеans that I don't have to deliver shit
Hey, Santa, do you have a moment?
Oh, hello Geoffrey, back so soon from your court-mandated coffee break, you Marxist fuck?
You can't talk to me that Santa, and you gotta stop taking liberties with the naughty list, okay?
I can do whatever I want, I'm Santa Claus, baby
Why don't you go make me some more PS5s you lazy little communist?
That's not the point
You've made me seventeen PS5s
They are very difficult
For the entire fucking world so why don't you stay in your lane, Geoffrey?
Santa, as your head of staff, I strongly advise-
Oh, now you're strongly advising me, are you?
Come on, mate-
Whose face is on a Coca Cola bottle, Geoffrey?
Not getting into this-
Is it your face, Geoffrey?
Just listen-
Have they started a new campaign? Geoffrey, have I been drinking old Coca Cola
And have somehow missed your fucking face on all of the new Coca Cola bottles, huh?
Fuck you, Santa
Fuck off, Geoffrey
Phillip was named Phillip when he was born
But he makes his friends call him Felipe, I think that's naughty
Chris Pratt doing an Italiano accent for Mario
Here we go, right on my naughty list
A naughty man named Billy who touches his dirty willy
When he thinks no one is watching, I'm watching, that's naughty
Every single elf that signed up to unionize, here is a surprise, you are all assholes
All through the year, I've been watching you
While you're been asleep, while you've been awake
While you've learnt to bake bread
I hear you say 'I want to be the best me'
Fucking baking bread is boring, and that makes you naughty
'I'm gonna start rollerskating' then you spend your time inside
Drinking red wine and masturbating, naughty
Eleven months of the year my job is just to watch you
So next year find something fucking entertaining to do
Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
I couldn't give a fuck and you can check on that twice, baby
And if I hear you complaining about me
I slap you harder than I slap that massive elf nerd, Geoffrey
Fuck you, Santa
No, fuck you, Geoffrey
Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
I'm the big boy, so I get what I like, baby
And what I like is telling every boy and girl
In the whole wide world that they're very, very, very not good
Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
I'm the big boy, and I'm bona fide, baby
If everybody's on the naughty list, it means that
Santa Claus does not owe you shit
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23.11.2024
If children would rule the world
I.went for a walk today
Through friendly streets
The friendly streets of my city
Everyone turns to look at me
To look at me curiously
Just one small, playful, friendly child
Small and mischievous
Looked at me with trust
He was singing and laughing as he played
Laughing and playing as I walked away
If children would rule the world
And instead of war, they would order play
Men would have genuine smiles
And every street would be filled with singing
If children would rule the world
And instead of war, they would order play
Men would have genuine smiles
And every street would be filled with singing
Everyone turns to look at me
To look at me curiously
People are ready to judge me when I smile
When I smile, they look at me with malice
Just one small, playful, friendly child
Small and mischievous
Looked at me with trust
He was singing and laughing as he played
Laughing and playing as I walked away
If children would rule the world
And instead of war, they would order play
Men would have genuine smiles
And every street would be filled with singing
If children would rule the world
And instead of war, they would order play
Men would have genuine smiles
And every street would be filled with singing
23.11.2024
Porncraving
It is known everywhere
The girls of Venus
The girls of Venus are infected by Venereal Diseases
In fact no one goes to the primaries/chief physicians to vote,
Anyone with problems of the urinary tract
But I am the chairman
And I don´t care about nothing
And further
I started again with HIV-love
And I don´t understand why you are upset
you have no reason
If I told you that the result is positive, really
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
All the porn
Now I'm taking this sick word
And spread it to the whole electorate
This is a less invasive method
I will sit down in the armchair of a television talk show
And in a second I'll explain my program to you, so
Now I'm buying the TV, the love, newspapers and the Voodoo guru and I think
That this freedom is a little simple
As news, really
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
You are all the porn I need
All the porn
All the porn
All the porn
And with a sick glow on the face
Saying: 'It's crazy not to carry this cross
Everyone thinks so much of themselves
So let it be, love,
And tell me, what am I to you?
What am I to you?
23.11.2024
Beyond (Reprise)
And we will follow our star together
We will surge like a tide
The whole world is our home
We’ll go all the way
To the beginning of all beginnings
Where our very first dock remained
From the depths as one we will rise
We will follow the star
23.11.2024
Even though I don't tell you
If I make it to stay quiet this time
and enjoy this moment with nothing that interrupts us
If nobody's looking for us
I can stand up on you
You keep so stable when doubts come to me
Where are you
I think about what you must be doing
I set a time-out every time
you leave
I can pretend I entertain myself
and I don't miss you
I love you so much and I know
sometimes I forget
but I can't lose
what life gives me
And I don't know what to answer
when you don't look at me
but you know I'm ok
Even though I don't tell you
You float on the room where you're in
And I'm trying to catch you, though you say that in every one of your lives,
you would choose me
How many mouths there are that want to eat
If they just knew what you can do when everything is over
Where are you
I think about what you must be doing
I set a time-out every time
you leave
I can pretend I entertain myself
and I don't miss you
I love you so much and I know
sometimes I forget
but I can't lose
what life gives me
And I don't know what to answer
when you don't look at me
but you know I'm ok
Even though I don't tell you
Even though I don't tell you
Even though everything's over
Even though I don't tell you
This may end well
Even though I don't tell you
even though everything's over
Even though I don't tell you
this may end well
I love you so much and I know
sometimes I forget
but I can't lose
what life gives me
And I don't know what to answer
when you don't look at me
but you know I'm ok
Even though I don't tell you